Kate Gosselin Borrows Recipes And Calls It A Cookbook

The never-stopping machine that is Kate Gosselin is at it again.  Her newest business venture is a cookbook titled “Love is in the Mix:  Making Meals Into Memories” that she has “written” that is due for release this October. 

Already, Kate is under harsh criticism for plagiarizing recipes.  Apparently, You can’t take the Chex party mix recipe off the side of the box, rename it Monkey Munch and call it your own.

Like I said the other day, I haven’t been a long-time J&K+8 fan, but I’ve seen enough episodes to know that Kate doesn’t really, um, cook.  I mean, if serving yogurt qualifies someone to write a cookbook, then I need a literary agent to get in touch with me right away.  Because I can actually heat chicken nuggets…the dinosaur shaped ones.

Now, I’m assuming the book has already gone to press but I’d like to submit a recipe to Kate, anyway.  Perhaps she could use it for the follow-up book that is probably already in the works.

1 cup of kindness towards your husband

1/2 cup of patience

3 Tbsp. shut up — you don’t need to be in control all the time

2 tsp. you aren’t always right

1/2 lb. turn off the cameras

2 doz. you’ve got enough monies

A dash of repair your estranged familial relationships

Mix all ingredients thoroughly, let sit for a year and you’ll be able to look at yourself in the mirror again.

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