Sexual Assualt #2945 aka “Como Estas?”

Last night, I went to watch the second weirdest film I’ve seen at the Hammer Museum. However, it was proceeded by the weirdest assault I’ve had in a while.  Now, I get sexually assaulted more than the average girl.

And no, it’s not because I’m super pretty or super slutty. In fact, I’m neither. I simply have an aura that attracts crazy people. And it’s fine. I’ve learned to deal with it. I’m making up for something terrible I did in a past life. It’s cool.

However, last night’s assault was not the typical tame, yet minor inconvenience that I typically experience. It was terrifying.

Standing at the corner of Wilshire and Westwood, patiently waiting to cross the street, I was greeted by a Mexican man that suspiciously resembled a Home Depot worker. He was wearing a cap and got up from the ledge he was sitting on in order to ask me “Como Estas?”

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Sexual Assualt #2945 aka “Como Estas?”