Hugh Jackman Throws Career In Wood Chipper

Alrighty, so Hugh Jackman and Miley Cyrus are going to be in some craptastic movie together.  It’s a really original plot.  She plays a spoiled heiress and he’s the bodyguard hired to protect her at all cost.  Yeah, that’s it.

Hasn’t this already been done?  It’s like The Bodyguard without the sex.  Dear God, I hope without the sex.  Didn’t the Olsen twins do this storyline in one of their many straight-to-DVD efforts?  And the most pressing question of all:  How did Hugh Jackman fall so far and so fast as to think that starring in a Miley Cyrus anything was a good idea?

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