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Mischa Barton Continues Long-Honored Traditions of Harrod’s Summer Sale and Looking Atrocious

By Evil Beet Gossip • on June 30, 2009

It’s really difficult to write about celebrities every day. It may look easy, but there are only so many ways you can communicate that Michael Jackson is dead or that Chris Brown punched Rihanna or that the Gosselins hate each other. How many variations can there really be on “Lindsay is high” or “Sam Ronson is ugly”? Or “Mischa is high and ugly”?

Everyone once in a while the pictures do the storytelling for me — today is one of those days — and I cannot tell you how wonderful it is to have the brief reprieve. In case you aren’t getting the story, I’ll give you the briefest of summary:

Once upon a time there was a talentless starlet who had nothing more to do with her time than show up at Harrod’s. She posed with dogs, couldn’t stand up straight, completely overdid her eye makeup and completely underestimated the importance of a bra. The end.

With great joy and without further ado, I present ye with snapshots of Mischa Barton appearing at the Harrod’s Summer Sale opening.