Rob Cohen Goes MEDIEVAL Instead Of XXX

For those out there who thought that we desperately needed another “XXX” movie and that only auteur Rob Cohen could return the franchise to its former glory, prepare to suck on some disappointment.  Rob Cohen has decided NOT to direct “XXX: The Return of Xander Cage” and will instead direct “Medieval”.  If you want to take this moment to kill yourself, I won’t stop you.  It is indeed tragic news worthy of shuffling loose the mortal coil.

Okay, now that I’ve done my best to remove as many “XXX” fans from the gene pool as possible, the plot of “Medieval” according to Cohen is “The Magnificent Seven” set in the Middle Ages.  The Variety article mentions that Cohen studied anthropology and European History at Harvard….