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You Didn’t Think You Were Going To Get Through This Day Without A Gosselin Story…Did You?

By Evil Beet Gossip • on June 4, 2009

Us Weekly has published pictures of Jon Gosselin, taken back in March, with that platonic, test-driving “friend”, babe Deanna Hummel.

I think we’ve basically determined that Beet was totally on the money when she reported that Jon and Kate had been living apart for months, because you don’t go snowboarding in Park City, Utah with some random female pal when you have a wife at home. In summary, Jon Gosselin is a big liar.

A witness who was there, tells it like this: “…they were curled up in one of the booth seats and very cuddly. Nobody was put off or surprised by it at all. [Jon] just looked different. He was so smashed, his eyes were barely open. I didn’t recognize him at first. He didn’t look like himself. I said, ‘Get together, let’s take a picture!’ But he said, ‘I can’t. No, really, I can’t. It’s contractual — I can’t have any photos.’ He kept going on about it. She was like, ‘It’s because he’s in that show.’”

I don’t know about you, but I think I’m ready for the first episode of Jon & Kate Divorce & I Really Don’t Care.