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Angelina’s Stylist Stripped Of Dresses

By Evil Beet Gossip • on July 20, 2009

Someone stole three boxes of dresses from Angelina Jolie’s stylist. The suspect was later found zonked out in an alley. He reportedly examined the loot he grabbed, realized it was just a bunch of dresses for Angie and immediately fell asleep out of boredom due to the lack of creativity and imagination. Okay, I’m kidding about that. The criminal is still at large.

So if you see some madman running down the street with a bunch of black, beige and navy, high-neck maxi dresses slung over his arm, call the cops!