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Ding Dong! Avon Calling!

By Evil Beet Gossip • on July 15, 2009

Hugh Jackman is set to star in a new 20th Century Fox production titled Avon Man. The main plot has Jackman’s character, a used car salesman, being laid off from his job. In an effort to survive, he takes a job as a door-to-door salesperson peddling Avon products.

I don’t think Avon does the whole cold call thing anymore, but it’s a slow news day so let’s just fantasize for a minute. Because if Hugh Jackman came strolling up my walk, I’d be buying every bottle of Skin So Soft that he had in his case. Does Avon sell sex toys? Because I’d buy some of those too. After an extensive demonstration period, obviously.