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I’m Just Going To Catch You Up On All The Mischa Barton Crap At Once So That We Don’t Have To Talk About Her Again … Today.

By Evil Beet Gossip • on July 22, 2009

Let’s play “Guess The Drug” today. Sadly, it’s not an embeddable clip, but click here to watch an interview from last month when Mischa Barton attended the Harrod’s Summer Sale. Watch all the way to the end so that you don’t miss a moment of slurring, swaying or fake British accent. When you’re done hearing Misch talk about her fashion icons and super-exclusive handbag line, return here and tell me what substance(s) she is on. Is that a pot daze or a coke glaze?

In response to yesterday’s reports that Barton’s The Beautiful Life role was being recast, her rep has released a statement assuring the tens of concerned fans that she will be on set and ready to inhale work on July 31st. Of course that uninsurable little cash cow will be back at work!

Friends have come forward to explain the reasons behind Misch’s hospitalization. In an instance of terrifying irony, last year Lindsay Lohan sat down with Mischa and urged her to get help due to her addiction. That didn’t take, and in addition, it seems that one of Barton’s biggest challenges has been poor body image. ”She had a big problem with those photos of her cellulite. … She didn’t like it. That just was something that contributed to her spiraling but she didn’t do much to fix it because of her partying.”

Well, listen, no one really likes cellulite and cankles but that’s what wide-leg pants were made for. Embrace them, Mischa. Embrace them.