You can’t touch this… DIAL!
All of us have an embarrassing period in our lives where we looked and dressed like something that should be punched repeatedly in the face. If you’re not sure what I mean, I apologize for interrupting the sculpting of that magnificent faux hawk of yours. The point is that most of us grew out of that phase, and that our entire being wasn’t permanently defined by the single most ridiculous period in our lives. Unfortunately, for Stanley Burrell, he’s not most of us.
We of course know Stanley more commonly as a man literally 2 Legit 2 cease doing what ever it was he was doing at any given moment. So legit was he in fact, that the second the family friendly persona that bought him a gold-dipped mansion, high above Oakland, begin to fall out of favor, he immediately abandoned it in favor of a thugged out gangsta image in a desperate attempt to cling onto relevancy. And really, what’s more legit than pretending to be a street tough in order to pay for your grotesque opulence? But now Hammer is back with his latest display of unwavering legitimacy: a twitter sprinkled reality show, effectively combining two things that coveted demographics love with a star that fans of both have never heard of.
It’s Hammert-DANCINGMAN!-me…Continue reading part 2 on BehindTheHype.com: You can’t touch this… DIAL!