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Audrina’s Stalker is Hilarious

By Evil Beet Gossip • on September 12, 2009

Courtesy of TMZ.com

The Hills star Audrina Patridge has a stalker just like every other woman in the spotlight. However, unlike most stalkers, Patridge’s leaves her art. Very, very funny art.

Back in August a man arrived to Audrina’s pad, claiming he was there to deliver wine. Instead of hooking Patridge up with some free booze-drinks, the man handed her a stack of mementos, including photos, poems and sketches he had drawn. While the sketches make me giggle (check out the full gallery here), Patridge reported that one of the photos was of a woman being strangled. Addtionally, some of the postcards that were in the stack were dated, but for September 15th. At the time of that encounter, we were talking three weeks in the future. Maybe he’s a time traveller? AWESOME!

OK, while someone as pathetic as me might live for the day a time travelling stalker would come a’knockin’ on my door, Patridge and her “team” seem to be on high alert because of the pre-dated love letters. In fact, they seem to think that could be the day that the stalker will come back. Fine, maybe that is pretty scary. There are definitely some not-so-funny aspects of this story and I truly hope that Miss Patridge is OK, but you would think that at this point homegirl would have figured out a safer, more secure way of delivering her packages and/or letting people on her property.