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I Still Don’t Know Why Audrina Patridge is Famous

By Evil Beet Gossip • on September 9, 2009

When it comes to Audrina’s fame, I’m at a loss. But she’s got a hot bod and is willing to pose in the most cliched scenarios — licking a berry, straddling the washing machine during the spin cycle, eating cake like a bad girl — so, you know, enjoy.

She’s in October’s Maxim and didn’t say one thing that was interesting enough to repeat. I’m sure she talked about her new movie Sorority Row, but we don’t care about that — do we? Some girls don’t need to give the insightful interview. They just need to grab their garden hose and pose. Audrina is one of those girls.