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I Need to Show You Guys the Dresses from the Elle Women in Hollywood Event

By Evil Beet Gossip • on October 21, 2009

I’m a day late on this one, but I have to do a post on Elle’s Women in Hollywood Style event, because some of the looks are pretty awesome and plus I have things to say about them. First off, Katie Holmes is clearly one of those obnoxious freaks of nature who just gets more beautiful the older she gets. If this is what Scientology’s all about, sign me up for some Xenu.

Second, I feel like it’s some sort of crime to think Kat Dennings isn’t really that pretty. But I don’t think she’s really that pretty.

But I do think Katie Cassidy’s gorgeous and I always love what she wears, even if she is David Cassidy’s daughter. Let’s not hold that against her. I don’t get the feeling he had very much to do with her upbringing.

Why doesn’t Willa Holland get more roles? I love her. Did you see her in Garden Party? Genius, genius.

Oh, look, they found a black person to come. Congrats, Zoe Saldana.

Never mind, Amber Rose was there, too. Do you think the other women were like “What the fuck is she doing here?” They probably weren’t, because she hypnotized everyone with her nipples.

More in the gallery. They’re labeled, just like you like ‘em.