Lindsay Lohan Released from Rehab Early Because She Is JUST FINE, Thank You Very Much

Lindsay Lohan was released today from a UCLA Medical Center rehab after only 23 days because someone is bribing someone she’s all better. Apparently the doctors at UCLA thought the 90-day sentence originally imposed was positively excessive, and they convinced Judge Marsha Revel of that fact.

It turns out Lindsay Lohan isn’t really a drug addict. No, no. She was “misdiagnosed” with ADHD and prescribed Adderall, which caused her to exhibit the same symptoms as someone abusing meth. Now that she knows she doesn’t have ADHD, you can rest assured that Lindsay Lohan will never again touch Adderall, or any other upper, for that matter. Lindsay Lohan knows better. Lindsay Lohan would never.

LINDSAY LOHAN IS JUST FINE.

THANK GOD EVERYONE SEES THAT NOW.

Sheesh.

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Lindsay Lohan Released from Rehab Early Because She Is JUST FINE, Thank You Very Much
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