Justin Bieber Gets a New Hairstyle, Attitude
I’m probably lying about the attitude part, because the kid’s, what, sixteen – he’s not going to grow out of that entitled, whiny, twattishness until he’s, gosh, at least twenty-four or so, so we’ll just bank on the fact that his new haircut is going to get him that extra publicity that he just SO DESPERATELY needs at this juncture in his career. I mean, come on. This kid’s totally on his way out, right? (And … If you believe that, unfortunately, I have a really sweet-ass bridge in New York that I can sell you,too.)
I digress. And I shouldn’t be too harsh in my criticism; I was, after all, a young teen myself at one point, but even then I can’t say that I would have been a Bieber-head or whatever the fuck they call themselves – my tastes ran to the eclectic and, well, rather odd-looking. Think Danny Wood and Isaac Hanson.
I know, I know.
So, hair. Do you like it? Is it better than than the bowl-molded locks that my younger brother sported back in 1992 (when he was three)?
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