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Lady Gaga’s ‘Judas’ Made Me Choke on My Carnation Instant Breakfast This Morning

By Evil Beet Gossip • on May 6, 2011

You know, I know that we’re living in the day and age where MTV is more known for its stupid reality shows about grungy teenagers getting pregnant and dropping out of high schoolev, so I should probably be THANKFUL that there’s an artist out there like Lady Gaga who’s willing to actually make artistic music videos, but I’m too busy cleaning splashes of Rich Milk Chocolate out of the crevices of my keyboard to truly appreciate the creativity that went into this project.

I mean, if I were to be super offensive I’d say that this video might be either the gayest or the most retarded thing I’ve ever seen, but I’m not completely rude like that. Yet. So instead, I’m going to say that this video was definitely the cheesiest thing since Whiz.

But thanks for the laughs, Gaga. It’s always good to wake half up half the house in the wee hours of the morning with a maniacal laugh and a choking sputter.