Courtney Stodden Was This Year’s Slutty Pumpkin Patch Princess

Am I the only one who has kind of a hard time understanding what Courtney says during most interviews? Like, she’s got cotton balls stuffed in her cheeks or something? (I’d normally insert an inappropriate gagging on a penis joke here, but the girl’s still seventeen, despite being legally slammed by someone who could practically be her grandaddy.) Kids these days, am I right?

Anyway, you remember the recent photos that were taken of Doug and Courtney while they shoved pumpkin’s up one another’s ass in public. This is what they’re talking about to Dr. Drew on his newest show, Life Changers, which is probably just as good as it sounds.

Way to go, guys.

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