Look Who’s All Skinny and Stuff!

So, I’ve said it before (and a lot of you gave me shit for it for some reason), but I’m going to say it again: I don’t care how much weight you’ve lost, Snooki, you’re still a disgusting human being. You’re as bad as Kim Kardashian, you’re just not nearly as rich and not nearly as “klassy.”

This’d be Jersey Shore‘s Nicole Polizzi, and look how far she’s come from her early days on the show: she used to be the dredge of the crew, the one getting punched in the face by ‘roided-up gym teachers, the one hooking up with other warthog-lookalikes, the one who was voted Most Likely to Wipe Out an Entire Jersey County via STD (I’m kidding about the last one, but really, I’m not). Now she’s writing books (although she doesn’t read them), tanning with Anderson Cooper, and posing for Christmas photos almost completely dressed. If that doesn’t rank at least a 6 on the Kardashian Klassy-Meter, then hell. I don’t know what could.

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