Love It or Leave It: Just When She Was *Almost* Cute for Once
You know what they say – damned if you do, damned if you dye your hair a sort-of unflattering color, and that’s where Snooki is right about now, I’d say.
See, when I think of a red-haired Snooki, I think about that drunken makeout sesh with Deena Cortese for some reason, and that reminder only ruins whatever class I think Snooki could have attained. There’s just some things that you can’t undo, and for me, there are definitely things that you can’t unsee. That’s pretty much everything Nicole Polizzi’s done up to this point, and it’s really sad to know that no matter how much weight she loses, no matter how many times she narrowly avoids doing the duckface and actually smiles instead, no matter how many times she attempts to date “up,” she’s always going to be the same old Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi that debuted in a very ungainly way on the first season of Jersey Shore.
For her, that’s sad. For me, however, it’s customary and it’s perfectly fine. I mean, I just couldn’t imagine a world without being able to bash Snooki for her name, her fashion, her boyfriend, her history, or her source of fame. So keep on keeping on, Snooks, because I plan on being around a LONG TIME, alright, girl?
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