Merry Christmas, Snooki Brown!

This is how Jersey Shore‘s Snooki spent Christmas – sitting in her messy bedroom taking self-portraits and mugging for her boyfriend’s really shitty camera. It could be worse – she could have been doing what LeAnn Rimes was doing – busting her tailbone wide open on a bed stuffed with goose down feathers. Thank God for small favors, am I right?

Anyway, you’re “rich,” girl, why don’t you go buy your dumb duck a new camera? Or at the very least, you know, hire a maid to clean up after yourselves. Hell.

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