Snooki and Her Duck Wish You a Very Merry Christmas

I know Snooki probably wants us to think that there’s an “angel atop the tree” joke in this photo somewhere, but I’m too busy looking at her doofus boyfriend’s duckface. I didn’t even know dudes were allowed to make that face, let alone big, jacked dudes with presumably tiny penises. I mean, the steroids have probably done enough damage to his manhood and thus, his manhood-size self-esteem, so why would he want to do anything more to further encourage us to think he’s a complete simpering tool, unworthy of anything but … Snooki from Jersey Shore?

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