Mark Zuckerberg Got Married Yesterday
And for those of you who have no idea who Mark Zuckerberg is, just go on Facebook. See Facebook? Facebook. Facebook is because of him. You’re welcome, on behalf of Mark, and I send your congratulations, too.
Yesterday Mark married his girlfriend, Priscilla Chan, at a surprise ceremony that friends and family were told was a graduation party for the newly-accredited Chan. The wedding took place in Palo Alto, and included a guest list of just close friends and family. And you know how he announced the big event? Duh. Facebook status update. The food was served family-style and was catered by the couple’s favorite local sushi restaurant.
Congratulations to Mark and Priscilla! Now go spend that billion you got from Facebook’s IPO!
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