BREAKING: LeAnn Rimes’ Thighs Are Touching!

You know what I always thought was odd? In the past year or so, we’ve all noticed LeAnn Rimes getting thinner and thinner, to the point where it seemed like there was no possible way that she could be healthy. But whenever anyone mentioned that to her, she always came up with one of two excuses: one is that she is healthy, thank you very much, and the other, and this one she’s used multiple times, is that we’re just used to seeing her with baby fat, but now that she’s starting to lose that, she looks thinner. Now, I’m no fancy scientist or anything, but don’t people generally lose their baby fat sometime before they’re 29 years old?

But hey, LeAnn doesn’t have to explain her body to me. But you know what she should explain? Why she’s doing a concert where ticket prices start at $250.

See, LeAnn is doing a big fancy concert at the Salk Institute. It’s for their Concert Under the Stars series, and she’ll be performing with the San Diego Symphony, probably because everyone has always said how great “Can’t Fight the Moonlight” would sound with a full orchestra. It’s for a good cause and everything – all the money raised from the concert goes the institute’s biological research – but $250 for a concert ticket? For a LeAnn Rimes concert ticket? Please. And that’s not even considering that some of the packages are going for $75,000, just in case you wanted to get reserved parking, a table for ten, and a dinner to go with your concert. Because I’m sure oodles of people will jump at that chance.

Oh, and just in case you’re still worried about LeAnn’s thighs, it’s ok: in all the other pictures from that set, her thighs are a good few inches apart. I wouldn’t want you to worry that she’s getting any baby fat back in her thighs. Because that’s a thing.

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