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Kate Upton’s Fat Nipples Are Here to Save the Day

By Evil Beet Gossip • on July 11, 2012

Yeah, I know: this lard-ass again. Jeez. I’m sure so many of you are so sick and tired of looking at her tubby body and fat head, so I’ll make this short and sweet—Kate Upton nipples. OK? Or, for those of you who don’t cite English as your first language, The Nipples of Kate Upton. Better? Good.

They’re after the jump, and I don’t care *how* enormous you think she is—nipples are nipples, and these are some pretty fabulous nipples, alright?

Jump in for the nipples, dude.