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Rod Stewart Totally Seduced a Dude Back In The Day… Accidentally, Of Course

By • on May 16, 2013

Rod Stewart sorta makes me want to throw up in my mouth a bit every time I look at him, but I guess he was the bee’s knees back in his ‘Maggie May’ days and used to get plenty of ladies looking to hook up. And GENTLEMEN! Pepaw Rod is 68 years old now,

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Eva Longoria’s Ready For Love Again – Any Takers?

By • on May 16, 2013

Eva Longoria is pretty bad at love, I guess (she can’t even keep a TV show about it on air

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Chloë Sevigny Suggests Gwyneth Paltrow Chill Out

By • on May 16, 2013

Gwyneth “Woe Is Me” Paltrow complained a lot about the Met gala: how it was

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What Do We Think Of Demi Lovato’s New Tattoo?

By • on May 16, 2013

Demi Lovato got one of those classic Pinterest/Tumblr inspirational quote tattoos. Obviously it means something very important and special to her, or she wouldn’t have gotten it on her back in an oddly curved fashion

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Kim’s Friends Say “U.S. Not Good Enough” For Kanye; Plus Blind Item

By • on May 15, 2013

Kanye West, dodger of Kim Kardashian and

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Angelina Jolie Update: Will Get Her Ovaries Removed

By • on May 15, 2013

Angelina Jolie is taking more preventative measures to avoid cancer, of which she is high at risk. Or, was, until she got a

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Chris Pine Cries All The Time

By • on May 15, 2013

Dear, sweet Chris Pine. Admittedly, I don’t know much about him besides the fact that he’s in Star Trek and is generally accepted as a

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Carrie Underwood’s Fame Gave Her Anxiety Attacks

By • on May 15, 2013

I really like Carrie Underwood. There’s no real rhyme or reason to that, but I do. A couple of her songs are damn good (‘Blown Away’ is my shit!) but I’ve never listened to a full album and

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Farrah Abraham Is Pretending She Might Be Pregnant Now and James Deen’s Not Too Happy

By • on May 15, 2013

If there’s one thing we should all know by now, it’s that you can’t stop a fame whore from whoring for more fame. You just can’t. After pretending to have a “leaked”

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Rihanna’s New River Island Collection Is Almost Done, Will Be Great For Your “Fat Days”

By • on May 15, 2013

Rihanna fancies herself a fashion designer as well as a singer, so she teamed up with UK-based clothing retailer River Island for her own collection late last year, the first of which was released earlier this year. Well,

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